Thursday, November 12, 2009

The New GM (Government Motors)

Proudly Introduces

The 2010 Obama

This car runs on hot air, bullshit, lies and broken promises.

It has three wheels that speed the vehicle through tight leftist turns.

It comes complete with two Tela Prompters programmed to help the occupants talk their way out of any violations, muffed statements and fuzzy mathematics.

The transparent canopy reveals the plastic smiles still on the faces of all the happy owners.

Comes in head sizes S, M, L, XL and 2XL.

Highly recommended by Nancy Pelosi, Harry Reid and Barney Franks.

It won't get you to work, but hey, there aren't any jobs anyway!