21 WAYS TO BE A GOOD DEMOCRAT

1. You have to be against capital punishment, but support abortion on demand.

2. You have to believe that businesses create oppression and governments create prosperity.

3. You have to believe that guns in the hands of law-abiding Americans are more of a threat than U.S. Nuclear weapons technology in the hands of Chinese and North Korean communists.

4. You have to believe that there was no art before Federal funding.

5. You have to believe that global temperatures are less affected by cyclical documented changes in the earth’s climate and more affected by soccer moms driving SUV’s.

6. You have to believe that the AIDS virus is spread by a lack of federal funding.

7. You have to believe that the same teacher who can’t teach fourth graders how to read is somehow qualified to teach those same kids about sex.

8. You have to believe that hunters don’t care about nature, but loony activists who have never been outside of San Francisco do.

9. You have to believe that self-esteem is more important than actually doing something to earn it.

10. You have to believe that Mel Gibson spent $25 million of his own money to make The Passion of the Christ for financial gain only.

11. You have to believe the NRA is bad because it supports certain parts of the Constitution, while the ACLU is good because it supports certain parts of the Constitution.

12. You have to believe that taxes are too low, but ATM fees are too high.

13. You have to believe that Margaret Sanger and Gloria Steinem are more important to American history than Thomas Jefferson, Thomas Edison, and A.G. Bell.

14. You have to believe that standardized tests are racist, but racial quotas and set-asides are not.

15. You have to believe that Hillary Clinton is normal and is a very nice person.

16. You have to believe that the only reason socialism hasn’t worked anywhere it’s been tried is because the right people haven’t been in charge.

17. You have to believe conservatives telling the truth belong in jail, but a liar and a sex offender belonged in the White House.

18. You have to believe that homosexual parades displaying drag, transvestites, and bestiality should be constitutionally protected, and manger scenes at Christmas should be illegal.

19. You have to believe that illegal Democratic Party funding by the Chinese Government is somehow in the best interest to the United States.

20. You have to believe that this message is a part of a vast, right wing conspiracy.

21. You have to believe that it’s okay to give Federal workers off on Christmas Day but it’s not okay to say “Merry Christmas.”

Ready to vote???

Fox: Jackson used N-word in crude off-air remarks

clipped from hosted.ap.org

Associated Press Writer

By SOPHIA TAREEN

CHICAGO (AP) -- The Rev. Jesse Jackson used the N-word during a break in a TV interview where he criticized presidential candidate Barack Obama, Fox News confirmed Wednesday.

The longtime civil rights leader already came under fire this month for crude off-air comments he made against Obama in what he thought was a private conversation during a taping of a "Fox & Friends" news show.

In additional comments from that same conversation, first reported by TVNewser, Jackson is reported to have said Obama was "talking down to black people," and referred to blacks with the N-word when he said Obama was telling them "how to behave."

Though a Fox spokesman confirmed the TVNewer's account to The Associated Press, the network declined to release the full transcript of the July 6 show and did not air the comments.

Jackson - who is traveling in Spain

The Clinton Body-Count

Now that a Dallas police officer has died escorting Hillary Clinton’s motorcade, it is time to revisit the Clinton Body Count. Reposted from the WhatReallyHappened.com website.

A few deaths can be found around anyone.
But after you read this list ask yourself
Can all these names be just coincidence?

click here to read the list

"There's a weird irony at work when Sen. Barack Obama, the black presidential
candidate who will allegedly scrub the stain of racism from the nation, vows
to run afoul of the constitutional amendment that abolished slavery. For
those who don't remember, the 13th Amendment says: 'Neither slavery nor
involuntary servitude, except as a punishment for crime... shall exist
within the United States.' In Obama's mind it must be a crime to be
born or to attend college. In his speech on national service... at the
University of Colorado, Obama promised that as president he would 'set a
goal for all American middle and high school students to perform 50 hours
of service a year, and for all college students to perform 100 hours of
service a year.' He would see that these goals are met by, among other
things, attaching strings to federal education dollars. If you don't make
kids report for duty, he's essentially telling schools and college kids,
you'll lose money you can't afford to lose. In short, he'll make service
compulsory by merely compelling schools to make it compulsory. ... This
is the problem with national service mania: It seeks to fix what ain't
broke. No, national service isn't slavery. But it contributes to a slave
mentality, at odds with American tradition. It assumes that work not done
for the government isn't really for the 'common good'." ---Jonah
Goldberg (http://PatriotPost.US/opinion/entrylist.asp?source_id=43)

the difference

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