He spoke for almost an hour on his future plans for increasing every Native American's present standard of living, when he becomes the President.
He referred to his career as a Senator, how he had voted 'Yes' on every Indian issue that came up for approval. Although the Senator was vague on the details of his plans, he was most enthusiastic about his future ideas for helping his 'red sisters and brothers'.
At the conclusion of his speech, the Tribes presented the Senator with a plaque inscribed with his new Indian name - Walking Eagle. The proud Senator then departed in his motorcade, waving to the crowds.
A news reporter later inquired to the Tribe leaders of how they came to select the new name they had given to the Senator. They explained that Walking Eagle is the name given to a bird so full of shit it can no longer fly.
by the way, google news had nothing on this in case you were thinking that it was real.