Saturday, October 17, 2009

WAYS IN WHICH
SPIDER-MAN DOES NOT
"DO WHATEVER A
SPIDER CAN."

BY JON MITCHELL

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Does not procreate with other spiders.

Does not wash down the drain easily.

Does not ambulate octopedally.

Does not produce warm glow of satisfaction at one's own beneficent and merciful nature upon escorting him gently outside in an upturned drinking glass.

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