Saturday, October 17, 2009

WAYS IN WHICH
SPIDER-MAN DOES NOT
"DO WHATEVER A
SPIDER CAN."

BY JON MITCHELL

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Does not procreate with other spiders.

Does not wash down the drain easily.

Does not ambulate octopedally.

Does not produce warm glow of satisfaction at one's own beneficent and merciful nature upon escorting him gently outside in an upturned drinking glass.

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Bobby Jindal, the new Reagan?

if I were a
liberal Democrat from a blue
state, I’d want to stop looking
back at Reagan, too. But as
conservatives, we should look to
him as a great leader and a great
example of the success we can
enjoy by going back to our
principles. Take Louisiana. The
storms didn’t cause all the
problems for Louisiana; they
revealed a lot of the problems. It
is frustrating to see Republicans
rush in to put billions of dollars
into the same programs that
didn’t work before the storms,
instead of being more bold. We
believe that private health care
coverage, not government-run
health care, works. Why not
implement that, now that
we’ve got such an opportunity
to rebuild the health care
infrastructure?

Saturday, October 17, 2009

WAYS IN WHICHSPIDER-MAN DOES NOT"DO WHATEVER ASPIDER CAN."

WAYS IN WHICH
SPIDER-MAN DOES NOT
"DO WHATEVER A
SPIDER CAN."